Psa 2 ants

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

princeowl:

plantpastelblog:

Stop crawling on me

message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)

jaclcfrost:

people that call you by just your last name

  • gym teachers/coaches
  • someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

rachel-interrupted:

orangeis:

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the best tv- character of 2013 (pic from here)

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

(Source: leslie-april)

"my x men ability will appear soon i can feel it"

me last year/two months ago/a fortnight ago/today/eight seconds ago (via ladymarvels)

(Source: quicksllvr)

raven symone is the poster child for staying in your lane

(Source: highkeygay)

(Source: s-gellar)

shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change